Famous Mindy Kaling Quotes

  • Die in a good way, obviously. – Mindy Kaling

    Die in a good way, obviously.– Mindy Kaling

  • I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. – Mindy Kaling

    I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.– Mindy Kaling

  • There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks. – Mindy Kaling

    There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks.– Mindy Kaling

  • My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do. – Mindy Kaling

    My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.– Mindy Kaling

  • What I didn’t need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me. – Mindy Kaling

    What I didn’t need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings and made me feel like something was wrong with me.– Mindy Kaling

  • I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it. – Mindy Kaling

    I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it.– Mindy Kaling

  • The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change. – Mindy Kaling

    The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change.– Mindy Kaling

  • I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. – Mindy Kaling

    I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.– Mindy Kaling

  • If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if you don’t got it? Flaunt it. ‘Cause what are we even doing here if we’re not flaunting it? – Mindy Kaling

    If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if you don’t got it? Flaunt it. ‘Cause what are we even doing here if we’re not flaunting it?– Mindy Kaling

  • I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I’m at in comparison. – Mindy Kaling

    I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I’m at in comparison.– Mindy Kaling