Famous Mitch Hedberg Quotes

  • Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

    Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.– Mitch Hedberg

  • Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read! – Mitch Hedberg

    Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read!– Mitch Hedberg