Famous MJ McGuire Quotes

  • I’ve got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives. – MJ McGuire

    I’ve got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.– MJ McGuire

  • I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives. – MJ McGuire

    I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives.– MJ McGuire

  • I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap. – MJ McGuire

    I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.– MJ McGuire

  • I recommend you don’t attend the wheat and chaff bonfire. – MJ McGuire

    I recommend you don’t attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.– MJ McGuire

  • Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. – MJ McGuire

    Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.– MJ McGuire