Famous Molly Harper Quotes

  • Love? Love is for children and poor people… – Molly Harper

    Love? Love is for children and poor people…– Molly Harper

  • Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. – Molly Harper

    Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.– Molly Harper

  • …I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril. – Molly Harper

    …I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.– Molly Harper

  • Hi Maggie, it’s nice to see you again,’ he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin. – Molly Harper

    Hi Maggie, it’s nice to see you again,’ he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin.– Molly Harper

  • Ah, spite, the stuff of fairy tales. – Molly Harper

    Ah, spite, the stuff of fairy tales.– Molly Harper

  • Go on, you’ve claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that ????? replacement you call transportation. – Molly Harper

    Go on, you’ve claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that ????? replacement you call transportation.– Molly Harper

  • There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel. – Molly Harper

    There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel.– Molly Harper

  • Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it ‘holiday gumbo’. – Molly Harper

    Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it ‘holiday gumbo’.– Molly Harper

  • I don’t care what tomorrow brings, as long as I have you. – Molly Harper

    I don’t care what tomorrow brings, as long as I have you.– Molly Harper

  • This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! – Molly Harper

    This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!– Molly Harper