Famous Neal Stephenson Quotes

  • Most men would rather be shot through with a broad-headed arrow than be described by you. – Neal Stephenson

    Most men would rather be shot through with a broad-headed arrow than be described by you.– Neal Stephenson

  • How slow can a mammal be and still have respiratory functions? – Neal Stephenson

    How slow can a mammal be and still have respiratory functions?– Neal Stephenson

  • think that if Hiro was so convinced in his own mind that he was unworthy of her, maybe he knew something she didn’t. – Neal Stephenson

    think that if Hiro was so convinced in his own mind that he was unworthy of her, maybe he knew something she didn’t.– Neal Stephenson

  • See, the world is full of things more powerful than us. But if you know how to catch a ride, you can go places, – Neal Stephenson

    See, the world is full of things more powerful than us. But if you know how to catch a ride, you can go places,– Neal Stephenson

  • It’s–my God–like you stretched a tarp across a stadium to turn it into a giant tom-tom and crashed a 747 into it. – Neal Stephenson

    It’s–my God–like you stretched a tarp across a stadium to turn it into a giant tom-tom and crashed a 747 into it.– Neal Stephenson

  • I just saved your ????ing life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo. – Neal Stephenson

    I just saved your ????ing life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo.– Neal Stephenson

  • He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice. – Neal Stephenson

    He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.– Neal Stephenson

  • That’s not what I’m asking. I’m asking, what’s your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to? – Neal Stephenson

    That’s not what I’m asking. I’m asking, what’s your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to?– Neal Stephenson

  • Debbie insisted on following the rhythm of the waves. Typical duck-squeezer sex: slow, frustrating, in-tune with nature. – Neal Stephenson

    Debbie insisted on following the rhythm of the waves. Typical duck-squeezer sex: slow, frustrating, in-tune with nature.– Neal Stephenson

  • If money is a science, then it is a dark science…it has gone on developing…by its own rules – Neal Stephenson

    If money is a science, then it is a dark science…it has gone on developing…by its own rules– Neal Stephenson