Famous Neil Leckman Quotes

I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using a shotgun.– Neil Leckman

Don’t follow your heart if you can’t keep a beat– Neil Leckman

I admit I once threw caution to the wind….It doesn’t fly well!!– Neil Leckman

I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.– Neil Leckman

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?– Neil Leckman

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!– Neil Leckman

Turn your diodes this way and pulse…– Neil Leckman

I have my moments, I just can’t remember where I put them.– Neil Leckman

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!– Neil Leckman

I don’t know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn’t feel any happier!!– Neil Leckman
