Famous RD Ronald Quotes

  • Remove the comma, replace the comma, remove the comma, replace the comma… – RD Ronald

    Remove the comma, replace the comma, remove the comma, replace the comma…– RD Ronald

  • We were left with nothing because of a love like acid that ate its way through our entire family. – RD Ronald

    We were left with nothing because of a love like acid that ate its way through our entire family.– RD Ronald

  • Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock. – RD Ronald

    Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock.– RD Ronald

  • This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don’t do Christmas? – RD Ronald

    This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don’t do Christmas?– RD Ronald

  • The best writers tend to look the roughest in photos. At least that’s the excuse I use for why I look so bad in mine. – RD Ronald

    The best writers tend to look the roughest in photos. At least that’s the excuse I use for why I look so bad in mine.– RD Ronald

  • Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the ???? out. – RD Ronald

    Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the ???? out.– RD Ronald

  • To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste…….. well played. – RD Ronald

    To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste…….. well played.– RD Ronald