Famous Roseanne Barr Quotes

  • To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian. – Roseanne Barr

    To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.– Roseanne Barr

  • I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I’ve done my job. – Roseanne Barr

    I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I’ve done my job.– Roseanne Barr

  • The most out-there thing I’m saying is, -˜Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. – Roseanne Barr

    The most out-there thing I’m saying is, -˜Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.– Roseanne Barr

  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

    Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.– Roseanne Barr

  • Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. – Roseanne Barr

    Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.– Roseanne Barr

  • The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. – Roseanne Barr

    The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. – Roseanne Barr