Famous Simone Elkeles Quotes

  • I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles

    I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life.– Simone Elkeles

  • Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles

    Being brave is not as easy as it looks.– Simone Elkeles

  • Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? – Simone Elkeles

    Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then?– Simone Elkeles

  • Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles

    Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.– Simone Elkeles

  • Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles

    Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives.– Simone Elkeles

  • …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist. – Simone Elkeles

    …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist.– Simone Elkeles

  • Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles

    Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango?– Simone Elkeles

  • Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles

    Tell me what we had was real, I whisper.– Simone Elkeles

  • But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles

    But wishes are only granted in fairy tales.– Simone Elkeles

  • Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles

    Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror.– Simone Elkeles