Famous Spike Milligan Quotes
With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.– Spike Milligan
R.I.P.Tom Conlon O’Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.– Spike Milligan
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.– Spike Milligan
After Puckoon I swore I’d never write another book. This is it– Spike Milligan
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.– Spike Milligan
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush– Spike Milligan
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I’ll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?– Spike Milligan