Famous Spike Milligan Quotes

  • With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate. – Spike Milligan

    With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.– Spike Milligan

  • R.I.P.Tom Conlon O’Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping. – Spike Milligan

    R.I.P.Tom Conlon O’Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.– Spike Milligan

  • The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all. – Spike Milligan

    The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.– Spike Milligan

  • After Puckoon I swore I’d never write another book. This is it – Spike Milligan

    After Puckoon I swore I’d never write another book. This is it– Spike Milligan

  • My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

    My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.– Spike Milligan

  • A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush – Spike Milligan

    A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush– Spike Milligan

  • Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I’ll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B? – Spike Milligan

    Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I’ll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?– Spike Milligan