Famous Stephen Colbert Quotes

  • That’s not a religion, that’s Pokemon. – Stephen Colbert

    That’s not a religion, that’s Pokemon.– Stephen Colbert

  • it’s back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time. – Stephen Colbert

    it’s back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.– Stephen Colbert

  • NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it’s not happening. So I’m ignoring Twitter’s 140-character limit, so it’s not happ – Stephen Colbert

    NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it’s not happening. So I’m ignoring Twitter’s 140-character limit, so it’s not happ– Stephen Colbert

  • As far as I can tell, a young-adult novel is a regular novel that people actually read. – Stephen Colbert

    As far as I can tell, a young-adult novel is a regular novel that people actually read.– Stephen Colbert

  • All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don’t want to know what causes dew. – Stephen Colbert

    All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don’t want to know what causes dew.– Stephen Colbert

  • All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don’t want to know what causes dew.– Stephen Colbert

  • Agnostics are just atheists without balls. – Stephen Colbert

    Agnostics are just atheists without balls.– Stephen Colbert

  • Maybe he’ll be different from who he was and always is. – Stephen Colbert

    Maybe he’ll be different from who he was and always is.– Stephen Colbert

  • After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun – Stephen Colbert

    After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun– Stephen Colbert

  • If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I’m confused. Also hungry. – Stephen Colbert

    If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I’m confused. Also hungry.– Stephen Colbert