Famous Steve Kluger Quotes

  • Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men. – Steve Kluger

    Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.– Steve Kluger

  • If I weren’t so depressed, I’d kill myself. – Steve Kluger

    If I weren’t so depressed, I’d kill myself.– Steve Kluger

  • After you’ve spent four years kissing somebody’s perineum, the subtext talks louder than words. – Steve Kluger

    After you’ve spent four years kissing somebody’s perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.– Steve Kluger

  • Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that’s crashing. – Steve Kluger

    Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that’s crashing.– Steve Kluger