Famous Terry Pratchett Quotes

  • There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this. – Terry Pratchett

    There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.– Terry Pratchett

  • Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it’s okay. – Terry Pratchett

    Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it’s okay.– Terry Pratchett

  • Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls – Terry Pratchett

    Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls– Terry Pratchett

  • Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. – Terry Pratchett

    Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.– Terry Pratchett

  • Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. – Terry Pratchett

    Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.– Terry Pratchett

  • Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. – Terry Pratchett

    Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.– Terry Pratchett

  • It’s madness, of course’, thought Moist. ‘But now I’ve got it, too. – Terry Pratchett

    It’s madness, of course’, thought Moist. ‘But now I’ve got it, too.– Terry Pratchett

  • It’s supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly… and other things ending in olly. – Terry Pratchett

    It’s supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly… and other things ending in olly.– Terry Pratchett

  • Revenge is not redress. Revenge is a wheel, and it turns backwards. – Terry Pratchett

    Revenge is not redress. Revenge is a wheel, and it turns backwards.– Terry Pratchett

  • Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant! – Terry Pratchett

    Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant!– Terry Pratchett