Famous Tom Holt Quotes

  • Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms – if you don’t know how to do it properly, it’s best not to try. – Tom Holt

    Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms – if you don’t know how to do it properly, it’s best not to try.– Tom Holt

  • There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong. – Tom Holt

    There comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong.– Tom Holt

  • Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. -œEvil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert. – Tom Holt

    Mr Winckler clapped his hands together. -œEvil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert.– Tom Holt