Famous Tracy Brogan Quotes

  • Too bad he was officially the enemy. – Tracy Brogan

    Too bad he was officially the enemy.– Tracy Brogan

  • That place is turning into the Hotel California.You know, you can check in, but you can never leave. – Tracy Brogan

    That place is turning into the Hotel California.You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.– Tracy Brogan

  • It’s hard raising parents. – Tracy Brogan

    It’s hard raising parents.– Tracy Brogan

  • We don’t have to tell secrets. We don’t have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . . and stuff. – Tracy Brogan

    We don’t have to tell secrets. We don’t have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . . and stuff.– Tracy Brogan

  • Damn, I really want to kiss you. – Tracy Brogan

    Damn, I really want to kiss you.– Tracy Brogan

  • Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks. – Tracy Brogan

    Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.– Tracy Brogan

  • Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl’s panties. – Tracy Brogan

    Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl’s panties.– Tracy Brogan

  • Pheromones didn’t care about tomorrow. They didn’t care about education or employment or age. – Tracy Brogan

    Pheromones didn’t care about tomorrow. They didn’t care about education or employment or age.– Tracy Brogan