Famous Victor Borge Quotes

  • I’d like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary. – Victor Borge

    I’d like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.– Victor Borge

  • (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? – Victor Borge

    (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?– Victor Borge

  • (Referring to the piano’s natural shape) Isn’t it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? – Victor Borge

    (Referring to the piano’s natural shape) Isn’t it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?– Victor Borge

  • I normally don’t do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. – Victor Borge

    I normally don’t do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.– Victor Borge