Famous WC Fields Quotes

  • The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. – WC Fields

    The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.– WC Fields

  • I’m free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. – WC Fields

    I’m free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.– WC Fields

  • I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for. – WC Fields

    I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.– WC Fields

  • I like children. If they’re properly cooked. – WC Fields

    I like children. If they’re properly cooked.– WC Fields

  • A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. – WC Fields

    A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.– WC Fields