Famous Will Rogers Quotes

  • The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. – Will Rogers

    The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. – Will Rogers

  • Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. – Will Rogers

    Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.– Will Rogers

  • An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out. – Will Rogers

    An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.– Will Rogers

  • Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects. – Will Rogers

    Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.– Will Rogers

  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. – Will Rogers

    The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.– Will Rogers

  • There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches. – Will Rogers

    There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.– Will Rogers

  • The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. – Will Rogers

    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.– Will Rogers

  • If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? – Will Rogers

    If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?– Will Rogers

  • The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. – Will Rogers

    The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.– Will Rogers

  • you can’t say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way – Will Rogers

    you can’t say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way– Will Rogers