Famous Woody Allen Quotes

  • When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. – Woody Allen

    When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.– Woody Allen

  • We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices… – Woody Allen

    We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices…– Woody Allen

  • Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat…college, – Woody Allen

    Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat…college,– Woody Allen

  • Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. – Woody Allen

    Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.– Woody Allen

  • I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. – Woody Allen

    I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.– Woody Allen

  • There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

    There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.– Woody Allen

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

    Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage.– Woody Allen

  • Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka’s. – Woody Allen

    Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka’s.– Woody Allen

  • You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life – Woody Allen

    You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life– Woody Allen

  • The most expensive sex is free sex – Woody Allen

    The most expensive sex is free sex– Woody Allen