Any story told is a lie cunningly told to hide the real world from the poor bastards who live in it.
– Catherynne M Valente
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- Life is like that. Death sweeps it away. That’s what death is for. That’s why they keep telling this story. It’s the only story. – Catherynne M Valente
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- We all live inside the terrible engine of authority, and it grinds and shrieks and burns so that no one will say: lines on maps are silly. – Catherynne M Valente
- Buck up, baby blowfish. Just puff up bigger than your sadness and scare it right off. That’s the only way to live in the awful old ocean. – Catherynne M Valente
- The story it told was unremarkable: a tale of love found and lost- the oldest story in the world. The only story. – Anita Diamant
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- When the world changes, it stashes us away where we can’t make it run the other way again. – Catherynne M Valente
- there is only this world, as it is now, and there has never been another, can never be any other. – Catherynne M Valente
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- The worst thing in the world is having to go back to the dark you shook off. – Catherynne M Valente
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- So a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walk into a bar. – Catherynne M Valente
- We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about. – Catherynne M Valente
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- I expect everyone in Boston has something like that ring, which is why I am glad I have never been to Boston. – Catherynne M Valente
- I have to know, I have to or else you will just rule me until the end of everything because you know and I do not. – Catherynne M Valente
- you have to have the right sort of stone. Peridot for mothers, girasol for lovers, sapphire for sadness, and garnet for joy. – Catherynne M Valente
- The burnt-off connectors and shadows where Ravan once filled my spaces-” those, I think, are the sensations of grief. – Catherynne M Valente
- Perhaps memory is a thing that everyone involved has to work at, like stitching up a big quilt out of everything that ever happened to you. – Catherynne M Valente
- All Librarians are Secret Masters of Severe Magic. Goes with the territory. – Catherynne M Valente
- A Bank is but a college of Fiscal Magic. – Catherynne M Valente
- Music has more rules than math or magic and it’s twice as dangerous as both or either. – Catherynne M Valente
- But cheating has always been the purview of fairies, and as we are about to enter their domain, we ought to act in accordance with local customs. – Catherynne M Valente
- Don’t worry, my little lump of rock. Everybody gets a chance to choose. Or else where would irony come from? – Catherynne M Valente
- She had a highly developed sense of humor which in some lights looked a bit like a sense of justice. – Catherynne M Valente
- It’s Survival of Them Who’s Best at Nicking Things, girl! – Catherynne M Valente
- Storytelling can save you. Both the telling and the listening. – Catherynne M Valente
- We are halves, but we make an infinite whole. – Catherynne M Valente