When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
– Cathy Guisewite
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- Knowledge gives you the world, intelligence gives you the sky, understanding gives you the stars, but wisdom gives you the universe. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. a burn for a burn. a life for a life. that’s how all this got started. and that’s how it’s going to end. – Jenny Han
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