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If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.

If I’ll be funnier than this, I’ll become a joke.
– Chandan Sharma

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  3. An illusion is when everyone is in on the joke, a delusion is when you are the joke. – Austin Aragon
  4. Commas’ nourishes your desires and full-stop kills. – Chandan Sharma
  5. We create words, words create wonders. – Chandan Sharma
  6. The stories are not made, they are discovered. – Chandan Sharma
  7. Being a word wielder is far better than being a sword wielder. Greatest thing is you can still change the world. – Chandan Sharma
  8. People who say they don’t have time, in fact have no plans to do anything. – Chandan Sharma
  9. I never ask perception about me to anyone but mirror, it never lies. – Chandan Sharma
  10. Trust doesn’t need any proof, its always hypothetical. – Chandan Sharma
  11. If you haven’t fall in love yet…you haven’t experienced true pain and happiness. – Chandan Sharma
  12. Life is not about being complacent, its all about being competent. – Chandan Sharma
  13. Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. – Samuel Beckett
  14. I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark. – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring. – Rebecca Murphy
  16. Reading a book makes a conversation with the author (Robin Sharma on The Cure For Fear – Robin Sharma) – Deyth Banger
  17. Become the destroyer of sects – become the breaker of privileges -“ become the messenger of equality -“ become the prophet of goodness. – Abhijit Naskar
  18. When we become silent, we become whole. And when we become whole, we become holy. – Swami Dhyan Giten
  19. When we become silent, we become whole. And when we become whole, we become holy. – Swami Dhyan Giten
  20. Once you are clear with the process of input-output and its consequence, you become more careful with every choice and decisions with your life. – Roshan Sharma
  21. Unless you realize yourself beyond the identity of the mind, you cannot become free from life. – Roshan Sharma
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  23. Difficulties & Challenges become our strength when we focus the goal. – Gaurav GRV Sharma
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  25. I’ve heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don’t become one of them – Robin S Sharma
  26. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process. – EB White
  27. You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding. – Brad Thor
  28. If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. – Andrew Barger
  29. Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don’t find her joke all that funny. – Padma Venkatraman
  30. Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we’ve got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever. – Rick Riordan
  31. I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing. – James Hauenstein
  32. Your blindness to my downfall,Has gone too far to be a joke,As I stand ablaze before you,And you tell me you smell smoke. – Erin Hanson
  33. Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around. – Tina Fey
  34. if you like the lovable sound of an asthma attack in your ear every time you tell a joke. – Kiera Cass
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  36. Sometimes you feel as though you’ve slandered yourself, but the joke’s on them. – Criss Jami
  37. If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime. – Jon Stewart
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  40. There is never a bad joke, it’s adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad! – Ramana Pemmaraju

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