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You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.

You know you’re having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you’ve rearranged your furniture.
– Cherie Kephart

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