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Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
– Chuck Palahniuk

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  2. Having a hearing is educational. Having a hearing with television cameras is useful. Having a hearing with two rows of television cameras is Heaven. – Tim Wirth
  3. If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set? – Warren Ellis
  4. If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes. – Chuck Palahniuk
  5. I told you. I’ve been watching.- She twirled, her arms outstretched. -œWatching, watching, watching. – AF Stewart
  6. I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching. – Chuck Palahniuk
  7. For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose … watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. – Chuck Palahniuk
  8. Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. – Bill Hicks
  9. The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain. – Elizabeth Jane Howard
  10. The Internet is still in its infancy. When it reaches adulthood, the Internet will change how we live and work. – Kambiz Mostofizadeh
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  12. Practice silence, practice patience, practice to love every existence, peace will be there. – Debasish Mridha
  13. You cannot find excellent corporate worship until you stop trying to find excellent corporate worship and pursue God himself. – DA Carson
  14. Pure is honourable.Honourable is right.Right is lovely.Lovely is admirable.Admirable is excellent.Excellent is prasie worthy.Praise worthy is peace. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  15. What the average call excellent, the excellent call average. – Onyi Anyado
  16. An excellent photograph is the one which has excellently captured an excellent moment! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  17. Travelling becomes an excellent teacher if the traveller becomes an excellent student! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  18. It’s television, after all. No one is dead, even when they die. – Chris Campanioni
  19. The sky above the island was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel-”which is to say it was a bright, cheery blue. – Robert J Sawyer
  20. Surfing’s a more profound kind of sport than it looks. When you surf, you learn not to fight the power of nature, even if it gets violent. – Haruki Murakami
  21. Being able to pick and read good waves is almost more important than surfing well. – Shane Snow
  22. Reading Encyclopaedia Britannica is like channel surfing on a very highbrow cable system. – AJ Jacobs
  23. Writing is like surfing on a wild sea, in the middle of a moonless night, in a hailstorm, on a deserted island.Yeah… that about sums it up. – Heena Rathore P
  24. Thought is actually something that is dead, it is not a living thing. If -˜oneself’ gets engrossed in what is dead, then it will become alive. – Dada Bhagwan
  25. Seriously, it’s like watching mild ????, watching you two eye ???? each other every two seconds. – Jessica Sorensen
  26. Do good even if no one is watching you and do it as if everyone is watching you. – Israelmore Ayivor
  27. Heroes are hero no matter if everybody is watching them or nobody watching them. – Amit Kalantri
  28. Watching them was like watching the sunset and the sunrise, equally beautiful in different ways. – Shannon A Thompson
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  30. Why are you sitting there watching/reading someone else’s creation when you can be watching/reading your own creation instead Hustle! – BA Gabrielle
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  33. Not only the dead are dead but also those who are deprived of their freedoms are also dead! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  34. And it occurs to me that there’s no real difference between us, the living and the dead; it’s just a matter of tense: past-dead and future-dead – Rick Yancey
  35. Don’t cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead. – Michael Bassey Johnson
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  37. Find out what you’re afraid of and go live there. – Chuck Palahniuk
  38. There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them. – Chuck Palahniuk
  39. At this rate, we’ll never get to the future. – Chuck Palahniuk
  40. You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth. – Chuck Palahniuk

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