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Two examples of irony:...a cheap knock-off of a Chinese Ming vase-¦made in China....getting murdered in a graveyard.

Two examples of irony:…a cheap knock-off of a Chinese Ming vase-¦made in China….getting murdered in a graveyard.
– Clifford Cohen

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