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Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.-D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.-D’Artagnan Bloodhawke
– DArtagnan Bloodhawke

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