Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with ?????es. Either way
– Darynda Jones
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- Perpetual optimism is good for the mind.Perpetual hope is good for the heart.Perpetual faith is good for the heart. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural. – Darynda Jones
- There is good weird and good strange and bad weird and bad strange. Your Daddy is good weird and good strange. – Roger Hamlet
- Steel screams when it’s forged, it gasps when it’s quenched. It creaks when it goes under load. I think even steel is scared, son. – Walter M Miller Jr
- He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him. – Darynda Jones
- My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. – Darynda Jones
- If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. – Darynda Jones
- Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. – Darynda Jones
- He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. – Darynda Jones
- There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. – Darynda Jones
- For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
- Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. – Darynda Jones
- LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL ???? UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. – T-shirt – Darynda Jones
- I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless – Darynda Jones
- If he didn’t hate me so much and he wasn’t an evil supernatural being, I’d be on him like black on Cookie’s toast.That woman could not make toast. – Darynda Jones
- Why do you suppose I’m here?- I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. -œJust ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess. – Darynda Jones
- I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
- He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. – Darynda Jones
- Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management cl???, but the instructor pissed me off. – Darynda Jones
- If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. – Darynda Jones
- The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
- I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt – Darynda Jones
- A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. – Darynda Jones
- The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of -œless is more. – Darynda Jones
- Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
- Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
- You know?- he asked.-œYes. I know what I am.--œYou -“ you do?--œI’m a time traveler. – Darynda Jones
- I am apparently the complete opposite of a sociopath. (Seriously. I took a test.) WHEW! -ª#-Ždodgedabullet-¬ – Darynda Jones
- Developing your voice takes… time and practice. – Darynda Jones
- And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves. – Darynda Jones
- I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. – Frank Zappa
- It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense. – Brandon Mull
- Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It’s just ganging up against the weird kid, and I’m always the weird kid. – Penn Jillette
- if you don’t have any weird moments, you’re weird – bertie gilbert
- Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor – Jayelle Cochran
- I figure the more people think I’m just mildly weird, the less likely they are to know how weird I really am. – Melanie Hooyenga
- I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff-¦ and I want in.. – Homer Simpson
- Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated. – MadD
- All good writers are weird. Proudly weird. – Margo Rabb
- He’s an even-tempered stallion. What he lacks in stamina he makes up for in speed, kind of like most of the men I’ve slept with. – Lila Shaw