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Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.
– Darynda Jones

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  1. For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
  2. I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
  3. Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
  4. Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
  5. Bolts work on nuts; pens work on paper. But you must work on yourself. Go, get working! – Israelmore Ayivor
  6. My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. – Darynda Jones
  7. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. – Darynda Jones
  8. He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. – Darynda Jones
  9. There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. – Darynda Jones
  10. Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. – Darynda Jones
  11. LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL ???? UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. – T-shirt – Darynda Jones
  12. I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless – Darynda Jones
  13. If he didn’t hate me so much and he wasn’t an evil supernatural being, I’d be on him like black on Cookie’s toast.That woman could not make toast. – Darynda Jones
  14. Why do you suppose I’m here?- I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. -œJust ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess. – Darynda Jones
  15. He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. – Darynda Jones
  16. Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with ?????es. Either way – Darynda Jones
  17. He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him. – Darynda Jones
  18. Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management cl???, but the instructor pissed me off. – Darynda Jones
  19. If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. – Darynda Jones
  20. The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
  21. I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt – Darynda Jones
  22. A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. – Darynda Jones
  23. The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of -œless is more. – Darynda Jones
  24. You know?- he asked.-œYes. I know what I am.--œYou -“ you do?--œI’m a time traveler. – Darynda Jones
  25. I am apparently the complete opposite of a sociopath. (Seriously. I took a test.) WHEW! -ª#-Ždodgedabullet-¬ – Darynda Jones
  26. Developing your voice takes… time and practice. – Darynda Jones
  27. There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural. – Darynda Jones
  28. And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves. – Darynda Jones
  29. Renounce poor work.Shun trivial work.Entertain respectable work.Welcome superior work.Honor transcendent work. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  30. Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he’s not starting over on the paperwork. – Laurell K Hamilton
  31. Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork. – Jackie Kessler
  32. Reading isn’t an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum. – Joe Orton
  33. Breakup is hard enough to live with, why do we need the paperwork of divorce. – Nilesh Rathod
  34. Death should take more care with his paperwork. – A Lee Martinez
  35. Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption -¦ without the paperwork. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  36. Passion Has No Paperwork – Ellis Mnyandu
  37. My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. – Leslie Grimutter
  38. Future is an empty paper, but not absolutely empty; the shadows of the drawings of the past is there, on the paper! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  39. Without action, a vision is just a piece of paper. In education, we have lots of paper. – William Sterrett
  40. Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. – Melinda K Trotter

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