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If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.That woman could not make toast.

If he didn’t hate me so much and he wasn’t an evil supernatural being, I’d be on him like black on Cookie’s toast.That woman could not make toast.
– Darynda Jones

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  20. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. – Darynda Jones
  21. Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. – Darynda Jones
  22. He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. – Darynda Jones
  23. There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. – Darynda Jones
  24. For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
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  27. I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless – Darynda Jones
  28. I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
  29. He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. – Darynda Jones
  30. Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with ?????es. Either way – Darynda Jones
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  32. If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. – Darynda Jones
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  35. The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of -œless is more. – Darynda Jones
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