Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.
– Dave Turner
Related Quotes:
- Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn. – Elle Lothlorien
- I looked at an angel today, but the angel could not see me. The angel was more amazing than beautiful, like the best forgotten dream. – Delano Johnson
- Never give up trust what your heart says!- – Angel’s Father when Angel is escaping the glooba base – Angel Ramon Medina
- Sometimes life just walks up to you, excuses itself and punches you in the face. – Mike Kunda
- I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. – DA Paul
- She simply converted an average face into beautiful face and a beautiful face into an angelic face. – Amit Kalantri
- But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept. – Neil Gaiman
- Earlier People used to hate a lieSince now lie has become truth and truth has become a lie.They still hate a lie – irrfan ishaq
- Some people say it’s easy to lie. This may be true for them, but the hard part is remembering the lie because a lie has no memory. – Virginia Vayna
- What is a truth and what is a lie? Is truth the mutually accepted part of a lie, or is lie a mutually denied part of truth? – Saurabh Sharma
- True love will triumph in the end-”which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, it’s the most beautiful lie we have. – John Green
- Lie. Lie. Lie. But remember.Move. Move. While others sleep, move. – Anthony ONeill
- i am not an angel ,and i don’t want to be an angel.I Born as a Human and and my Biggest Task to keep my self Just a Human. – Mohammed Zaki Ansari
- He looks like an angel, sings like an angel. He found my breaking heart and coaxed it into a new rhythm. – Angela Morrison
- First rule of Angel Club, you do not talk about Angel Club. – Cynthia Hand
- So you’re an angel, fine, that’s terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel) – Peter S Beagle
- Fear punches holes in your eyes so that you don’t see the future clearly. Faith enlarges your vision to behold your destiny. – Israelmore Ayivor
- She had taken many more punches to both body and soul than anyone should ever have to endure. But she had been able to rebel every time. – Stieg Larsson
- Actions speak louder than voice but words hurt harder than punches – Himmilicious
- A #GIRLBOSS knows when to throw punches and when to roll with them. – Sophia Amoruso
- There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you. – Alex Bosworth
- Judge the goodness of a book by the energy of the punches it has given you. I believe the greatest characteristic of genius, is, above all, force. – Gustave Flaubert
- Your best kicks ass and takes names,- Jack says, and he punches my shoulder again. – Allen Zadoff
- Tell them the Night Angel walks. Tell them Justice is come. – Brent Weeks
- Tell me what you want, and I’ll tell you who you think you are. Tell me what you fear, and I’ll tell you who you really are. – Brunonia Barry
- This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. –Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical – Dave Barry
- Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s ????. Dave sneezed … No. He farted through his nose. – Fred Barnett
- Once you tell your first lie, the first time you lie for him, you are in it with him, and then you are lost. – Anita Shreve
- Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch – Bruce Coville
- When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek. – Nicholas Stuart Gray
- The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. – Peter S Beagle
- But what use is the unicorn to you if your intellect doesn’t believe in it? – Umberto Eco
- We were born in the ’70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. – Gillian Flynn
- I might act like a rhinoceros, but I’m a unicorn. – Nuno Roque
- It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow. – Tara Sivec
- You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell
- My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows – Natalie D Richards
- He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. – Amanda Mosher
- Show me a writer that doesn’t use their craft as a coping mechanism and I’ll show you my unicorn. – Angelina Assanti
- …if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. – David Mitchell