Vampires, real vampires, didn’t nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks.
– David Wellington
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- People spend their entire lives searching the world for the pieces that will make them whole, yet those pieces are only found within them. – Ken Poirot
- When you get your heart broken, other people can help you pick the pieces up, but only you can glue the pieces back together. – Sam Madison
- But then, that was the problem with pretty toy stitches. When real life got hold of them, they always tore out. – Paolo Bacigalupi
- Since she’s discoveredmen would rather drownthan nibble,she does just fine. – Rita Dove
- See this abdicated beast, once kingOf them all, nibble his claws:Not anger enough left-”no, nor despair-”To break his teeth on the bars. – Cecil DayLewis
- Fine. If you insist.I’ll try Just.One.Nibble. But–I won’t enjoy it. – Lee Wardlaw
- Picking up the pieces of a shattered dream is better than having no pieces to pick up at all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst
- The circumstances of our lives are pieces of a larger scheme in the puzzle of life, and in His Perfect Wisdom, the pieces fit. – Renae Jones
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