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If life were fattening, Walter Cronkite would weigh 500 pounds.

If life were fattening, Walter Cronkite would weigh 500 pounds.
– Douglas Brinkley

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  2. Cronkite is not a genius at anything except being straight, honest, and normal. – Douglas Brinkley
  3. The Who got paid 4000 pounds during those days, but we always smashed our equipment that cost more than 5000 pounds. – Pete Townshend
  4. If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board – Philippe Ris
  5. Negative feelings weigh you down and can keep you from experiencing healing, as surely as stones might weigh you down if you were trying to swim. – Susan Barbara Apollon
  6. America’s health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system. – Walter Cronkite
  7. We are not educated well enough to perform the necessary act of intelligently selecting our leaders. – Walter Cronkite
  8. Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Nicole Richie
  9. I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn’t have to go so fast. – Steven Wright
  10. It took around 500 years to human to find out that black people are human and still they don’t know why the universe is black – Emmanuel StPierre
  11. Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs – Nancy Pelosi
  12. There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes. – Will Cuppy
  13. Everyone else was trying to make things more complicated and Cronkite, typically, was trying to make them more simple. – David Halberstam
  14. It was true. Heard it on Cronkite. – Nathan Hill
  15. In my view, nineteen pounds of old books are at least nineteen times as delicious as one pound of fresh caviar. – Anne Fadiman
  16. All I had was a dream and six million pounds.’Denholm, The IT Crowd – G Linehan
  17. Whatever his weight in pounds and ounces, he always seems bigger because of his bounces. – AA Milne
  18. I push back against him, meeting his forceful pounds with my eager pu*sy. Riding the razors edge of climactic heaven. – SK Logsdon
  19. We live in a world where we give our pounds to those who have too much and our pennies to those who have too little – Dean Griffiths
  20. I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles. – Laurie Halse Anderson
  21. I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles. – Laurie Halse Anderson
  22. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  23. A thousand pounds for clothes–when on thinks how long poor people could live on it! When one thinks how long we could live on it, for that matter! – Dodie Smith
  24. He takes my mouth with such fervor, my heart pounds harder than after I’ve just run for miles. My legs now feel like over cooked noodles. – AR Von
  25. Each year, food companies use an amount of salt that is every bit as staggering as it sounds: 5 billion pounds. – Michael Moss
  26. The weight of the dead was heavier than the pounds of the body. – JR Ward
  27. It was him, thirty years too old, twenty pounds too light, & forty watts too dim maybe, but him. – Michael Chabon
  28. If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has. – John Maynard Keynes
  29. Each tear being shed holds a thousand pounds of truth. – Audrey Regan
  30. I’m not going to miss 95% of life to weigh 5% less. – Dan Pearce
  31. In life; threats, misery and pain weigh the same. – Auliq Ice
  32. Guilt can weigh you down; like being bound in lead chains in a deep murky lake, making you spend the rest of your life gasping for air. – Brownell Landrum
  33. But, I tell myself, Weight is just an artifact of gravity. If this were a jazz club on the moon, I would weigh less. – Weike Wang
  34. If we weigh the significance of a book by the effect it has on its readers, then the great children’s books suddenly turn up very high on the list. – Laura Miller
  35. The failure to think positively can weigh on a cancer patient like a second disease. – Barbara Ehrenreich
  36. Sing through your grief. Don’t let your thoughts weigh you down. – Marty Rubin
  37. Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they’re sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach. – Heather Brewer
  38. Without self-discipline, your streams of grace become a flood of disgrace. Never let indiscipline weigh you down for critics to pick mockeries on. – Israelmore Ayivor
  39. Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems. – William Shakespeare
  40. You wear your honor like a suit of armor… You think it keeps you safe, but all it does is weigh you down and make it hard for you to move. – George RR Martin

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