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Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!

Hi! I’m Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!
– Douglas Coupland

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