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You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.

You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.
– Elle Lothlorien

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