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My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?

My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it’s my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man’s ass. Now, what do you say to that?
– Fakeer Ishavardas

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  1. …ism’s are not good. A person should not believe in an ism. He should believe in himself. – Ferris Beuller
  2. Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all’s one, barring none. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  3. The inability to rise above one’s inherited ism and ideology makes one live and die a fool, just a folly. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  4. If you follow a foolish ism, how are you an intelligent being? – Fakeer Ishavardas
  5. Truth respects no ism. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  6. If your religion requires, as an article of faith, to hate people of other religions and faiths, you and your ism are screwed up, mate. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  7. Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  8. Don’t, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world – never to your own damn, silly stupid self. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  9. Be who you are. If a man, be one. If woman, be so. The gender-change, behaviour or role, is a mind-made turd. As illusory as this world. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  10. Egoism’s nature is not Moha (Illusory attachment). Moha’s (Illusory attachment’s) nature is egoism. Moha is the origin of egoism. – Dada Bhagwan
  11. If I bad mouth the Truth, and nothing but the Absolute Truth, then, kick my ????. Otherwise, ye of bad faith, keep your stupid trap shut. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  12. Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  13. Fools follow foolishly their imaginary lookalikes as god. Such silly follies exist not. Seek ‘What Is’. And is not. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  14. As children play games with imaginary things, initially a seeker indulges in little things. So simple people believe in simple things. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  15. I shall tell you about God once you’ve reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  16. Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  17. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a ‘man dog’,a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid’s arse – Alan Carr
  18. If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty. – Chris Rock
  19. If one person has an imaginary friend they’re crazy, if many people have the same imaginary friend its religion – Iraniya Naynesh
  20. Beethoven tells you what it’s like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it’s like to be human. Bach tells you what it’s like to be the universe. – Douglas Adams
  21. Mandy would much rather have imaginary friends who were real than real friends who were imaginary. – Rebecca McNutt
  22. Always have class but always kick ass. – AD Posey
  23. Here’s the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I’ll kick your ass if you hurt her. – Katie McGarry
  24. Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. – Gwyneth Paltrow
  25. Remember Ping-fa, Sun Tzu,’ Art of War-”read between the lines: kick ass and take names later.-MadStargirl – Linden Morningstar
  26. A lion may die of an ass’s kick. – Robert Browning
  27. But strength doesn’t always mean brute force. You don’t have to kick ass to be a fighter. Violence doesn’t equal strength. – Becca Fitzpatrick
  28. You’re better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. – David Heinemeier Hansson
  29. …there are four rules for miraculous work creation: Be positive. Send love. Have fun. Kick ass. Amen. – Marianne Williamson
  30. We run through the remnants of our pain, and more importantly, we run for our present and for our future.Together we kick heartbreak’s ass. – Jessica Park
  31. I don’t need a personal trainer-¦ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to! – Tanya Masse
  32. I don’t need a personal trainer-¦ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to! – Tanya Masse
  33. i was going to kick my ass if i hurt her in a dream – Kelly Elliott
  34. Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) – Sarah Cross
  35. Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  36. They say -œas brave as lion-, they say -œas clever as fox-, they say -œ as friendly as dog- but nobody says -œas something good as man-. – Amit Kalantri
  37. If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. Don’t worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  39. The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. – James Thurber
  40. To say -˜I’ where I’ is not – is the greatest illusory attachment (raag). – Dada Bhagwan

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