God exists. He has one wicked sense of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.
– Forrest Carr
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- Then based on her own recent experience, the Divine Presence had a cruelly perverse sense of humor and His Grand Plan needed drastic revision. – Judith McNaught
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- A civilization is not destroyed by wicked people it is not necessary that people be wicked but only that they be spineless. – James Baldwin
- I wouldn’t want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I’d like it if he could be wicked and wouldn’t. – LM Montgomery
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- Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can’t exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor! – Deyth Banger
- Not having enough talent seemed almost worse than not having any, because having a little meant having just enough to know what you lacked – Kat Howard
- The Female ??????. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? – Kirstie Collins Brote
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