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Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!

Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!
– Habeeb Akande

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  36. Embrace the pain to inherit the gain. – Habeeb Akande
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  38. If you are not working towards something, your life will end with nothing. – Habeeb Akande
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