HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don’t do requests.
– J Ross Clara
Related Quotes:
- There comes a time when you just have to say, -œNo!- -“ to the requests and to the system. – Fennel Hudson
- I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin – Bill Watterson
- I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny…but seriously m not!!! – shashankbisht
- Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything. – Meg Rosoff
- I’m lucky I’m a comedian, ’cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. – Kyle Kinane
- I don’t think being a comedian gives you any ????ing insight into what makes people laugh. – Craig Ferguson
- He was slowly starting to recover. I could tell by the eye roll and sigh. Oh, so only he could be a comedian? – Violet Cross
- I’ve often heard it said, a preacherMight learn, with a comedian for a teacher. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now. – Bob Monkhouse
- I normally don’t do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. – Victor Borge
- Often the Muse will not respond to direct and logical requests. She must be lured in with the playful and gentle. – Jill Badonsky
- If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him. – Mark Jackman
- He prayed as he breathed, forming no words and making no specific requests, only holding his heart, like broken birds in cupped hands, – Ellis Peters
- Our prayers are granted as soon as we have prayed, even though the process of fulfilling our requests has not yet begun. – Thomas Goodwin
- If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him. – Mark Jackman
- Make requests, not demands.example: -œplease- kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets. – Jesse Petersen
- Requests will always exceed resources. Doing good is imperative. Doing everything is impossible. – J Grant Howard
- We ask our brain to stop worrying, stop obsessing, stop dreaming the same scary dreams again and again. But our brain rarely takes requests. – Dan Poblocki
- God is like a search engine -” He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions. – RM ArceJaeger
- It’s sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded. – Toba Beta
- I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.- He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. – Zoe Cruz
- It’d be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant. – John Marsden
- A lot of people here some South in your mouth, and they automatically think you’re dumb. They think if you talk funny, you are funny. -“ Lloyd Hand – David Pietrusza
- Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don’t, no matter how funny they are. – Roy Station
- I won’t say that you’re pretty because that dog already did. And I won’t say you’re funny because you have had me laughing since I met you. – Melissa Landers
- I dont hate it he thought, panting in the cold air, the iron New England dark; I dont. I dont! I dont hate it! I dont hate it! – William Faulkner
- When bitter, say little; when angry, say nothing; when happy, say much; when joyful, say all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Knowing what to say is sense, when to say it is intelligence, how to say it is wisdom, why and how to say it is enlightenment. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I am hear to say I love you.I am hear to say I feel you.I am hear to say I care for you.I am hear to say, I really do. – Debasish Mridha
- Will the stars say yes? Will the moon say yes? Will the sky say yes? Who will say yes when I will ask you.. will you marry me? – Dr Karan M Pai
- When you have something good to say, say it. When you have something ill to say, say something else. – Christian D Larson
- And that’s when I knew she was not doing this on purpose; that her stories came from a place deep within her, beyond thought and formal language. – Clara Chow
- She told herself there had been nothing outside, nothing peering in at her from the darkness. Nothing at all. – Clara Diane Thompson
- Losing someone close to you is more haunting than a life of cursed solitude.~The Moon Master – Clara Diane Thompson
- Do it double, because some can’t do it at all. – Clara Kensie
- Life is about trust. Nothing happens until you take a step out. The universe gives nothing to those who do not trust. – Clara Bensen
- Insanity is the only real escape from the banality of our lives. – Clara Bayliss – John Hennessy
- She’d forgotten to love, but she also forgot to hate. (about Clara’s mother, who had dementia) – Louise Penny
- Great. I’ve been at this school for less than five hours and I’ve already made two enemies simply by existing. -Clara – Cynthia Hand
- He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.(on Liszt) – Clara Schumann