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With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson

With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson
– Jack Nicholson

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