How bad could things be if my hair was neat?
– Jeff Lindsay
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- In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder. – Jeff Lindsay
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- It was almost enough to make me feel emotion. – Jeff Lindsay
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- She was the most beautiful creature on Earth – her hair said so in that language only hair can speak. – Gabriel B
- Hair is hair. – Lailah Gifty Akita
- … you know my belief in bald-headed Fortune, with the one solitary hair. Well, I meant to grab that hair… – Emmuska Orczy
- People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily,…,and he had very red hair. – JD Salinger
- Real life is like that – it does not follow a neat plan. sometimes you have to get things very messily wrong so you can see how to get them right. – Miriam Morrison
- Apparently there were seven stages of grief but that was a neat way of putting it. Grief was messy and didn’t colour inside the lines – Emily Gale
- Poetry keeps my heart neat, even when incomplete, I find peace. – Delano Johnson
- Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
- There was no beginning, middle and end to destiny, it wasn’t neat and manageable. It was random and scary and if it wanted to it would. – Lisa Jewell
- You made a choice-”a single choice. How neat to think you may have opened the door to a wondrous future without knowing. – Richelle E Goodrich
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- Cats, no less liquid than their shadows,Offer no angles to the wind.They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholesLess than themselves. – ASJ Tessimond