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Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

Bookshop Customer: ‘Who wrote the bible?’Customer’s friend: ‘Jesus.
– Jen Campbell

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  1. CUSTOMER: If I were to, say… meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in? – Jen Campbell
  2. CUSTOMER (to her friend): What’s this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books? – Jen Campbell
  3. CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook? – Jen Campbell
  4. Customer service is all about FEELINGS! I am of the opinion that customer service is actually FEELINGS MANAGEMENT. – J N HALM
  5. Customer conversion is dependent on the right customer conversation – Rasheed Ogunlaru
  6. Don’t find customer for your products,find products for your customers. – Hyacil Han
  7. Discover Whether Jesus Is For You Or Your Pastor’s Jesus Or Your Friend’s Jesus… You Will See A Lot Of Miracles. – Cyc Jouzy
  8. A good Christian needs Jesus. A great Christian needs Jesus. A christian sinner needs Jesus. Pope needs Jesus. – Alin Sav
  9. My sister wrote letters to the dead and hid them in her bedroom drawers.I wrote imaginary letters in my head to living. – Renee Ruin
  10. You know what I did after I wrote my first novel? I shut up and wrote twenty-three – Michael Connelly
  11. If I stick to the Bible and preach the principles and the teachings of the Bible, and quote the Bible, it has an impact of its own. – Billy Graham
  12. Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive. – Jen Campbell
  13. The church the Bible described is exciting and adventurous and wrought with sacrifice. It cost believers everything, and they still came. – Jen Hatmaker
  14. The Bible provocatively evokes desire. – Jen Pollock Michel
  15. His hands were weak and shaking from carrying far too many books from the bookshop. It was the best feeling. – Joseph GordonLevitt
  16. I have gone to [this bookshop] for years, always finding the one book I wanted – and then three more I hadn’t known I wanted. – Mary Ann Shaffer
  17. The Bookshop has a thousand books,All colors, hues, and tinges,And every cover is a doorThat turns on magic hinges. – Nancy Byrd Turner
  18. In a second-hand bookshop head to the back, find the old books with dust undisturbed and worn off covers for these clothe true treasures. – Rachel Hall
  19. It was, in many ways, her dream bookshop. Not least because all the books had already been read.Books that had already been read were the best. – Katarina Bivald
  20. A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. – Terry Pratchett
  21. The truly wide taste in reading is that which enables a man to find something for his needs on the sixpenny tray outside any secondhand bookshop. – CS Lewis
  22. I’m the same way about the bookshop. You know, I walk around and I feel the whole world is in there, the most important stories of all time. – Caroline Kepnes
  23. Words cannot do justice to the pleasures of a good bookshop. Ironically.(Waterstones Trafalgar Square) – Waterstones
  24. The city was asleep, and the bookshop felt like a boat adrift in a sea of silence and shadows. – Carlos Ruiz Zafn
  25. I loathe a friend whose gratitude grows old, a friend who takes his friend’s prosperity but will not voyage with him in his grief – Euripides
  26. … it’s not just for a friend. I mean, Reign is a friend, but… I like him. A lot. And I’d like it if he was more than just a friend. – Parker Elliot
  27. If there is something we need more than anything else during grief, it is a friend who stands with us, who doesn’t leave us. Jesus is that friend. – Billy Graham
  28. If God is not the reason, I have no reason! If Jesus Christ is not my friend, I have no friend! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  29. As a friend of mine told me about Real Happiness: you wrote this one in American. – Sharon Salzberg
  30. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Help me. Please, help me. If you really exist, you skinny jew bastard, help me kill myself. – Hubert Selby Jr
  31. Seeing Jesus prolongs your life. Seeing Jesus keeps you healthy. Seeing Jesus makes you strong. – Paul Silway
  32. Jesus doesn’t adjust to us, and He doesn’t submit to our whims. We adjust to Jesus and submit to Him. Jesus is King, not an accessory. – Justin Buzzard
  33. Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels? – Chuck Palahniuk
  34. I marvel at how out of place simple, humble Jesus would be in today’s American churches. – Jen Hatmaker
  35. The Christian story, centered as it is on the death and Resurrection of Jesus Christ, is the only story for making sense of desire and loss. – Jen Pollock Michel
  36. It’s not the amount of Bible you read, it’s the amount of Bible you believe. – Carlos A Rodriguez
  37. God’s laws for the spiritual world are found in the Bible. Whatever else there may be that tells us of God, it is more clearly told in the Bible. – Billy Graham
  38. Either the Bible will keep you from sin or sin will keep you from the Bible. – Steve Shadrach
  39. Take your Bible and take your newspaper, and read both. But interpret newspapers from your Bible. – Karl Barth
  40. In fact, the Devil is delighted when we spend our time and energy defending the Bible, as long as we do not get around to actually reading the Bible. – RC Sproul Jr

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