Everybody’s crooked. The trick is to find out how they’re bent.
– Jennifer Crusie
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- The trick is remembering that change is as easy as you make it. The trick is remembering that you are the boss of you. – AS King
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- I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my ??????? in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing. – Jeremy Robert Johnson
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- It’s no use crying over spilt milk, because all of the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it. – W Somerset Maugham
- You stand for what is right-for the patient and the staff.Pressures of work may down you,maybe bent but not broken. – Mujel Hasan
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- Mina’s mouth dropped open, and he bent his head as if to kiss her. She jammed her gun barrel under his chin. He grinned. – Meljean Brook
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- All fingers are not same in length but when they are bent all stands equal. Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to situations. – herryicm
- He smiled and bent forward, a hand on each knee, his truculence gleaming through his smile like a stone under water. – Paula Fox
- I have wrote my name in hell,- Brian McFee had said as he was dying on the sawdust of the floor in the Bent Ridge Tavern. – James Purdy