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My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn’t have any excuse to be stupid.
– Joan Bauer

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  4. a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter. – Joan Bauer
  5. Now I see that it isn’t the problems along the way that make us or break us. It’s how we learn to stand and face them that makes the difference. – Joan Bauer
  6. Stupid patriarchal culture with stupid ideas of beauty-”stupid me for going along with it. – Marni Bates
  7. I wanted to grab his stupid ears and smash his stupid head against the door until his stupid brains leaked out. Instead, I did nothing. – Cat Clarke
  8. The people who say poverty is no excuse for low performance are now using teacher accountability as an excuse for doing nothing about poverty. – David Berliner
  9. To my way of thinking, the slavery issue is just an excuse to allow some people to do hateful things and feel righteous about it. – Joan Lowery Nixon
  10. My grandma said to me, Lailah; -˜You laugh while sleeping – Lailah Gifty Akita
  11. My grandma, Mrs Grace Ayorkor Acquah said ‘Educating the child is everybody’s business. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  12. Almost everybody I know has died,- Grandma said. -œBunch of wimps. – Janet Evanovich
  13. Don’t use your past as an excuse, excuse your excuses and take action now!!! – Bernard Kelvin Clive
  14. The greatest excuse you must have is the excuse to do your best to the very best and in a distinctive manner – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  15. During my mental illness, thank God, my grandma was my human rescuer and angel, she ask me to stop taking the medication, leading to the recovering. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  16. Policemen always call me a stupid bitch, and I deny that I’m stupid. – Bernadette Devlin McAliskey
  17. Gay diversity is like the Village People. You can all wear different stupid outfits as long as you sing the same stupid song. – Jack Malebranche
  18. He was stupid, yes, in the particular way that very clever people can be stupid. – Terry Pratchett
  19. People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid. – Marc Marcel
  20. If you think that you are living in a stupid country, you can be sure that you are being governed by the most stupid people! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  21. The idea that fast reading is good reading is a twentieth-century weed, springing out of the stony farmland cultivated by the computer manufacturers. – Susan Wise Bauer
  22. I wish for magic this season,laughter and fun.I wish for mistletoe kisses-those sparkly ones. – Cheri Bauer
  23. All fiction boils down to two plots: Either a stranger comes to town or someone goes on a trip. – Parker Bauer
  24. My grandma Ruthie, Jettie’s sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. – Molly Harper
  25. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. – James Finn Garner
  26. If I didn’t start painting, I would have raised chickens. – Grandma Moses
  27. I like the smell of my Grandma’s soap – I used to sit in the bath and eat it. – Carl Bart
  28. You never know what you’re gonna find when you look under those covers – grandma or the wolf. – Betsy Schow
  29. Does my grandma count as a bodyguard? – Holly Hood
  30. Did you know that darkness has a taste, Grandma? – Jo Nesb
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  32. An unexpected Blessing is an answer to a Prayer said, trusting that God will get to it, no matter how long it takes. – Joan Ambu
  33. Do you know whether or not you are in God’s grace?Joan: If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me. – Jeanne dArc
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  35. Only stupid men would want stupid wives! – Robert Thier
  36. As an observer of human nature, let’s just face the facts: stupid stuff sells, and often the more stupid and silly it is, the better it sells. – Simon Zingerman
  37. I’ve done a lot of stupid things because of my fear of taking a chance on someone. But the most stupid thing I ever did was push you away. – Jennifer Shirk
  38. And I am nothing if not a stupid, stupid man. – Paul Auster
  39. The good stupid is the brave kind. When there’s a real reason behind. Bad stupid is everything else. – Brandon Mull
  40. Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away! – Mehmet Murat ildan

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