
Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank.
– Joe Schwartz
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- You want to come back to the bank vault?- Jack says.The bank vault. That’s what Jack calls his house. – Allen Zadoff
- My momma always said, ‘You and Elvis are pretty good, but y’all ain’t no Chuck Berry. – Jerry Lee Lewis
- Fiction is like a spider’s web, attached ever so lightly perhaps, but still attached to life at all four corners. – Virginia Woolf
- I’m not attached to anything.I’m attached to what it feels it’s my duty, to do my duty.I think that I will die with the boots on. – Fidel Castro
- Sometimes we are more attached to the pain than the pain is attached to us. – Luigina Sgarro
- Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you, but rather what YOU can do for your Joe Montaperto. – Joe Montaperto
- The river of my village doesn’t make you think about anything.When you’re at its bank you’re only at its bank. – Alberto Caeiro
- When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account… – Hiroko Sakai
- While we tediously check our weaponry before entering into battle, do we check our hearts? For without exception, that is the greatest weapon of all. – Craig D Lounsbrough
- Trust but check. Check on those we trust. – Tom Rob Smith
- Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go. – Garon Whited
- Bikinis? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Dildo? Probably won’t need it. – Felicia Ferraro
- If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you’re pissing on the present. – Malachy McCourt
- Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip. -œWe don’t have five minutes. – John A Autero
- Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip…. -œWe don’t have five minutes. – John A Autero
- His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- But time heals, as they say, or more to the point, fresher wounds help us to forget the old scars. – Rudy Schwartz Joe Newman
- Never let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash. – Chip Kidd
- Remy tilted his head to sniff the air. -œI love that smell.- He turned his head to look over his shoulder. -œThe smell of fear. – Isaiyan Morrison
- Some guy said to me: Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock n’ roll?I said: You’d better check with Mick Jagger. – Cher
- …Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It’s called foot-in-mouth disease. – Avery Flynn
- is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
- The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
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- The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely. – Charlotte Bront
- Every man needs his Siren To check his courage and strength When he hears her song In his travels through the unknown. – Dejan Stojanovic
- When God places his Destiny on your life, nobody can take it away. – Joe Joe Dawson
- Brandon tilted his head back and closed his eyes. Unbelievable. He had his name. God had given it. Just like Reece said he would. – James L Rubart
- You can imprison a man, but not an idea. You can exile a man, but not an idea. You can kill a man, but not an idea. – Benazir Bhutto
- my dearin an idea, by an idea, living through in idea, we are our own prisoners . – litymunshi
- An idea? An idea won’t get you nothing but another idea. You need money, cash, to make anything happen in this doggone world. – Nathan McCall
- Everyone has an idea. But it’s really about executing the idea and attracting other people to help you work on the idea. – Jack Dorsey
- Before your greatest victories, you will always fight your greatest battles. Stay in the Fight. – Joe Joe Dawson
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- I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time they divorced. – Cole Alpaugh
- We all have to love you, and believe inyou, and think you are looking out for our best interests. But look at us, Momma, and really see us. – VC Andrews
- Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty. – Jamie Farrell
- It’s not easy for a young gay fabulous boy in Japan, I should know, that’s why I became a woman.- Momma Nakama – Rochelle H Ragnarok