…Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon…
– Joel N Ross
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- Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon – that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.Neo: What truth?Spoon boy: There is no spoon. – The Wachowski Brothers
- What are you doing?- I asked Loretta. -œStabbing a cushion,- she told me. – Joel N Ross
- Loretta started belting out a song: -œRow, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! – Joel N Ross
- You don’t have a silver spoon in your mouth. You have a golden spoon in your palms. Use it and feed yourself – Israelmore Ayivor
- The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer,the wheel. Once invented it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoonthat is better than a spoon – Umberto Eco
- Are you . . . lost?- -œNot really,- she told him. -œWe just don’t know where we’re going. – Joel N Ross
- Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.- -œYeah,- I said, -œthat’s exactly how I’d describe him. – Joel N Ross
- I do not need to grow up or train in the gym in order to beat the devil, when I know that my God can beat him for me. – Patience Johnson
- It was going to be our job to annoy someone?- -œI know-”it’s a dream come true! – Joel N Ross
- After an hour the score was: Quancita-”34 Radiz-”51 Sally-”froglegs Perla-”9 a – Joel N Ross
- Are you okay?- -œYeah.- -œGood,- she said, -œbecause if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be so mad at you. – Joel N Ross
- Keep moving!- -œBea’s arguing with the floor. – Joel N Ross
- We’re alive!- Swedish told her. -œI did not see that coming. – Joel N Ross
- You know what to do?- -œWander around,- I said. -œUntil I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. – Joel N Ross
- Did you just call me -˜sweetie’?- I asked. She shoved my shoulder. -œNo. – Joel N Ross
- Now you’re listening to Swedish ?- I asked her. -œHe thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! – Joel N Ross
- Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?- -œI don’t even know what language that is. – Joel N Ross
- His mind was logical, but his traitorous heart stuttered from beat to beat. – Maggie Stiefvater
- I always knew death of this relation would beat the death out of my life. – M Ali
- Only death consistently excites your emotions, whether contemplating when life is safe and stale, or fleeing it when life is threatened and precious – Yann Martel
- She’d found him. She’d helped him. She’d saved him. He was hers. And they’d taken him away, ripped him from her arms, literally. – Laura Kaye
- I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life. – Chris Cannon
- He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I’ll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch! – Natalya Vorobyova
- CONSIDER THIS When things do go wrong, ask yourself whether you could have prevented it by being unhappy. – Loretta Graziano Breuning
- They were perfectly suited. They would speak of books the livelong day and night and bore everyone else but themselves to distraction. – Loretta Chase
- You can’t help everyone, but…. everyone can help someone. – Dr Loretta Scott
- Ponder the affirmative. – Loretta Boyer McClellan
- My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find ’em, kill ’em. – Loretta Lynn
- The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take. – Missy Lyons
- If you have enthusiasm you have a very dynamic effective companion to travel with you on the road to somewhere. – Loretta Young
- Love must face reality, if it is to surviveJumping in the Puddles of Life – Loretta Livingstone
- Stop to kiss, the kissing gatedemands, and so do we, its fines. – Loretta Livingstone
- He may be old now, but he is still a hero in their eyes – Loretta Livingstone
- He knew there were no forevers and there was always a way out, yet he lost his way, lost his balance. – Loretta Chase
- In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly sentiment. It is a curry, spiced with excitement, and humour, and a healthy dollop of cynicism. – Loretta Chase
- Ah yes, a great victory, this ‘sport’. I am sure El Toro appreciates the applause Jumping in the Puddles of Life – Loretta Livingstone
- You want to give him the book of his own life, the book that will locate him, parent him, arm him for the changes. – Michael Cunningham
- She hated him and loved him, longed for him and loathed him, and cursed herself for feeling anything at all – Rick Yancey
- It hurts so bad that I cannot save him, protect him, keep him out of harm’s way, shield him from pain. What good are fathers if not for these things? – Thomas Lynch
- You’re the little spoon, aren’t you? – Rob Thurman