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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a ????er knife.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a ????er knife.
– K Martin Beckner

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  3. That scream left her mouth and entered my head, where it’s been ever since, sometimes waking me up at night. – K Martin Beckner
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  6. Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don’t you think? I mean if you enjoy it. – Peter Heller
  7. Ruth knew very well what the killer thought he had heard: he’d heard the sound of someone trying not to make a sound – that’s what he’d heard. – John Irving
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