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Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.

Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can’t get off, because of their arthritis.
– Kelli Jae Baeli

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  3. Progress should never be impeded by a need to coddle adults who respond to the world as children. – Kelli Jae Baeli
  4. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger…unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic. – Kelli Jae Baeli
  5. Am I too much for the world, or is the world too much for me? – Kelli Jae Baeli
  6. Good communication is less about saying what you mean, and more about defining what you say. – Kelli Jae Baeli
  7. Now-a-days, men wear a fool’s cap, and call it a liberty cap. – Henry David Thoreau
  8. Render unto meditation the things that are meditation’s, and unto medication the things that are medication’s. – Barry Graham
  9. A daughter without her mother is a woman broken. It is a loss that turns to arthritis and settles deep into her bones. – Kristin Hannah
  10. That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. – Christopher Moore
  11. If you turned your back on irony, it curdled into sarcasm. And what good was it then? Sarcasm was irony which had lost its soul. – Julian Barnes
  12. Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities. – Geoffrey Wall
  13. If we chose to refuse irony, we risk becoming irony’s dupe. – Janet Beizer
  14. Irony? Irony can never be more than our own personal Maginot line; the drawing of it, for the most part, purely arbitrary. – Mark Z Danielewski
  15. Be extremely careful when using irony: bear in mind that irony might be an overture for sarcasm – Eraldo Banovac
  16. Be extremely careful when using irony: bear in mind that irony might bean overture for sarcasm. – Eraldo Banovac
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  18. Be extremely careful when using irony: bear in mind that irony might bean overture for sarcasm. – Eraldo Banovac
  19. To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. – Jennifer Ziegler
  20. Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.- -œYeah,- I said, -œthat’s exactly how I’d describe him. – Joel N Ross
  21. When you put on your thinking cap make sure it’s clean. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  22. I will not wear a tulle-tailed dunce cap for anyone or for any reason. – Chautona Havig
  23. Don’t allow others to put a cap on you. Don’t simply agree when someone draws your own finishing line. You’re the captain of your destiny!!! – Assegid Habtewold
  24. I have changed my mind, and changed the trimmings of my cap this morning; they are now such as you suggested. – Jane Austen
  25. …we went to watch the waves that bitter day and the wind took your red cap and mittens – blew them into the sea… – John Geddes
  26. There is no cap to the potential within us, except when we place one on ourselves. – Eyen A Gardner
  27. Touching your cap to the squire may be damn bad for the squire, but it’s damn good for you. – JRR Tolkien
  28. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why,Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass. – Craig Ferguson
  29. I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap. – MJ McGuire
  30. As a physician, I try to heal the mind before healing the body. That’s why most of my patients get better even before they start any medication. – Debasish Mridha
  31. It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. – Carolyn Lee Adams
  32. Vacation is my Medication – Beta Metani Marashi
  33. Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it. – Katie MacAlister
  34. During my mental illness, thank God, my grandma was my human rescuer and angel, she ask me to stop taking the medication, leading to the recovering. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  35. My medication must be wearing off I’m starting to think my jokes are funny. – Stanley Victor Paskavich
  36. Never judge a person until you’ve walked a mile in their busted up shoes and haven’t had any money for medication for two weeks. – Lori Lesko
  37. Self-manipulation is our medication. Mythology is our drug. The only cure is honesty. – Stefan Molyneux
  38. The medication given during mental-ill health makes you rather weaker in body, in soul and in spirit. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  39. Bipolar is an illness not a hopeless destination it can be maintained with proper medication – Stanley Victor Paskavich
  40. Just drive, rock star. Drive fast. Very fast. Because I’ve got a shopping list ten miles long of the things you’re going to be doing to me. – Jae T Jaggart

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