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Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the 'man in the house', now I put them on to my 6-year old son... he sings them 'Sexy and I Know It'.

Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the ‘man in the house’, now I put them on to my 6-year old son… he sings them ‘Sexy and I Know It’.
– Laura Bates

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