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If only my genitals didn't floatWhen I relaxed in the bathAnd we both looked down and we both agreedIt's stupid to be a man

If only my genitals didn’t floatWhen I relaxed in the bathAnd we both looked down and we both agreedIt’s stupid to be a man
– Leonard Cohen

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