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Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.
– Lisa Kleypas

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  2. Fate has a cruel sense of humor, don’t you think? – Christopher Paolini
  3. Be that as it may, I think someday you’ll meet a man worth giving up your independence for. – Lisa Kleypas
  4. No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst, that it inevitably changes. – Lisa Kleypas
  5. I wanted stories, and I wanted them always, and I wanted the experience that only fiction could give me: I wanted to be inside them. – Neil Gaiman
  6. Something happened to you, they discovered, when you were given the unconditional love and trust of a child.You wanted to try to deserve it. – Lisa Kleypas
  7. I’ve never wanted to be loved. And God Knows no one’s done it yet. – Lisa Kleypas
  8. Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can’t exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor! – Deyth Banger
  9. Without a sense of humor, you don’t have much sense at all. – Pen
  10. She had a highly developed sense of humor which in some lights looked a bit like a sense of justice. – Catherynne M Valente
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  12. I despise common sense. I’ve seen the world from every possible angle. This cruel, ridiculous, beautiful world. – Lacie Baskerville Pandora Hearts
  13. I saw you, and I wanted to be close to you. I wanted you to let me in. I wanted to know you in a way no one else did. I wanted you, all of you. – Becca Fitzpatrick
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  15. Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is. – Lisa Kleypas
  16. It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. – Thomas Paine
  17. Is cruelty still cruel if it is necessary? Is cruelty still cruel if it is part of a lie? – Johnny Rich
  18. Then, as now, there were always girls who were overlooked and ignored by gentlemen who really should have known better. – Lisa Kleypas
  19. When you GIVE under -œcompulsion- or -œGrudgingly- you are giving under the LAW of giving and NOT the GRACE given for giving. – John Paul Warren
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  21. But I must warn you, Miss Hathaway … life has a way of fouling up our plans. I speak from experience. – Lisa Kleypas
  22. …one can’t avoid the storms and calamities of life, but one can at least find the right partner to face them with. – Lisa Kleypas
  23. We can always lace a sense of humor around anything. – C JoyBell C
  24. Fate was a bitch, but she always had a wicked sense of humor. Today, he was her punch line. Tomorrow, she’d be laughing at them.-Darling’s thoughts – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  25. Just as music is noise that makes sense, a painting is colour that makes sense, so a story is life that makes sense. – Yann Martel
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  27. One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so. – Franz Kafka
  28. You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife. – Lisa Kleypas
  29. We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, ‘It’s trousers’. And that’s what we’ve worn ever since. – Lisa Kleypas
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  31. Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do something he already wants to do. – Lisa Kleypas
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  33. He wasn’t mine anywhere except in my heart. – Lisa Kleypas
  34. A sixty – eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won’t return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one. – Lisa Kleypas
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  36. You’re so full of it, darlin’. – Lisa Kleypas
  37. Having your own church doesn’t make you a good guy. It only makes you tax-exempt. – Lisa Kleypas
  38. Helen likes Brussels sprouts. How can anyone trust her opinion? – Lisa Kleypas
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